rheakumarI used to miss…how you smelled. Lavender lotion and mango body wash.1 min read·Oct 5, 2022----
rheakumarHow hard do you try to fill silences?A joke you’ve told before—at least thrice.1 min read·Nov 7, 2021----
rheakumar// reunion //Sipping cold lemon sodas and chewing over the hottest gossip in town.2 min read·Jul 19, 2021----
rheakumarinThe HavenWelcome to Mad People — an advertising agency for men and women, but mostly menIn addition to many men, we have a few women too.3 min read·Apr 26, 2021----
rheakumar// smoke //I don’t smoke, but I asked her for a cigarette anyway2 min read·Apr 24, 2021--1--1
rheakumarinSlackjawHow To Convince Your Caucasian Tinder Date That You’re An Actual Indian PersonSpill sauce on your shirt and drop your nerdy glasses into a bowl of soup. You know, just the regular awkward stuff Indians do all the time.3 min read·Oct 15, 2020--3--3
rheakumarinSlackjawWelcome To Our Post Pandemic Bar!We open at 10 am because we know that you now drink whenever you want. A glass of Chardonnay at 11 am is no longer just for emergencies3 min read·Jun 20, 2020----
rheakumarDaily Itinerary Of Yoga Pants That Have Never Done YogaI yawn and snuggle into the hoodie, preparing myself for yet another day of no yoga.3 min read·Jun 16, 2020----
rheakumarinSlackjawMy Dinner Party For One Is Going To Have A Full AttendanceTonight’s guest list includes me and, well, that’s it.3 min read·Apr 16, 2020--1--1
rheakumarinSlackjawA Dialogue Between Things In My Apartment During QuarantineTap : Did I mention that she twists my neck not once, but several times a day?3 min read·Apr 6, 2020--2--2