How hard do you try to fill silences?A joke you’ve told before—at least thrice.Nov 7, 2021Nov 7, 2021
// reunion //Sipping cold lemon sodas and chewing over the hottest gossip in town.Jul 19, 2021Jul 19, 2021
Published inThe HavenWelcome to Mad People — an advertising agency for men and women, but mostly menIn addition to many men, we have a few women too.Apr 26, 2021Apr 26, 2021
Published inSlackjawHow To Convince Your Caucasian Tinder Date That You’re An Actual Indian PersonSpill sauce on your shirt and drop your nerdy glasses into a bowl of soup. You know, just the regular awkward stuff Indians do all the time.Oct 15, 20203Oct 15, 20203
Published inSlackjawWelcome To Our Post Pandemic Bar!We open at 10 am because we know that you now drink whenever you want. A glass of Chardonnay at 11 am is no longer just for emergenciesJun 20, 2020Jun 20, 2020
Daily Itinerary Of Yoga Pants That Have Never Done YogaI yawn and snuggle into the hoodie, preparing myself for yet another day of no yoga.Jun 16, 2020Jun 16, 2020
Published inSlackjawMy Dinner Party For One Is Going To Have A Full AttendanceTonight’s guest list includes me and, well, that’s it.Apr 16, 20201Apr 16, 20201
Published inSlackjawA Dialogue Between Things In My Apartment During QuarantineTap : Did I mention that she twists my neck not once, but several times a day?Apr 6, 20202Apr 6, 20202
